God this is brilliant.
If you can’t make yourself happy, no one else can do it for you.
I like this. New rule. My rules so far:
1. Cuddle dates required before sexual contact.
2. Protection is non-negotiable.
3. Sleep on it before sending emails/text messages of an emotional or relationship-y nature. And now
4. Masturbate before making any relationship decisions.
Oooh, I like the cuddle date rule!