“I love the hell out of my wife. I would stab a yeti in the face with a spork for her. I want to grow old with her, get all wrinkly and saggy and fat and content beside her. So why would I want to tell her what she can and can’t do? …I may spend my nights cuddling on your couch, I may fall in love with you. But I’m not going to leave my wife.”—
my husband’s OKCupid profile
The wording on this is fantastic.